Algore

Mr. Gore,
In case you still don't get it, you're a joke. You've always been too pissy, prissy, and easily offended to be president. Please don't waste time and money running for president. I know you haven't announced it yet, but your "documentary" and global concerts seem to me to be just a precursor to a campaign. Forget that you're stiff as a board and seem to have no sense of humor. Forget that you're still the butt of jokes for "inventing" the Internet and for promoting environmentalism while running up thousands of dollars in utility bills for your home every month. You have never connected with people on both sides or even one side and never will.

Thanks,
Sunny