Birthday!!!!

By the way, I'm a birthday freak, which means I start telling everyone I know weeks in advance of my having a birthday. Well, guess what? It's towards the end of this month.

Frankly, I have a huge wish list on Amazon.com, mostly books but also a few movies and TV shows and even a little music. I'm also about to turn 37, and while I love a good book, I haven't been laid in more than a year and haven't been in a relationship in about a year and a half.

Bummer! and Help! at the same time.

What does all this mean? Skip my Amazon list if you must -I still love a good book, though (hint hint), but help find me a decent guy who actually works for a living (this means he also pays his own bills, k? In all these years, I've found at least one who worked, but I still paid for all his shit, including bills), has his own teeth, isn't a former druggie, doesn't abuse women or children, actually pays child support (at my age, most guys you date have kids but are already way behind), and can put up with my quirks while maintaining his patience, humor, and individuality -a must. Impossible, maybe. But why not dream? Come on, people, throw me a bone.

I've never been married, don't have kids, am not a lesbian or bi, and would just like a decent-looking, educated, funny guy who can support himself and show me a good time on occasion.

Enough said (except Happy Birthday to Me!),
Sunny